yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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