I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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