i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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