so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
FUCK WHALES
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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