You made me cry and you don't even care
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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