Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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