im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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