do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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