would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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