so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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