you guys were way drunker than both of me
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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