She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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