I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms