Define "chronic" masturbator.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
