Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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