he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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