ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm bleeding and have questions
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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