I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You ate ashes out of my bong
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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