i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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