Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
