When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I got inside last night via doggy door
did you just send me my own nude
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
