he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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