am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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