whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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