Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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