i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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