thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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