did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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