I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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