ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We're too hungover to prance.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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