Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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