So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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