Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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