By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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