Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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