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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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