AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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