Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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