Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I understand Curling. That high.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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