Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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