ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Shame is for Republicans.
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