I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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