Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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