so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
