dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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