check it out our google latitudes are spooning
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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