i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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