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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
