Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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