i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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