Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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