I wish I could punch you in the face.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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