At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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