i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
