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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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