FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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