I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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