One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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